Imperial Terms and Conditions of Use

The following are the terms of use for navigating the Empire. Please adhere to them religiously if you wanna live long and prosper.

• The person who accessed and is viewing this site, hereafter referred to as 'you', will not use the information contained herein to do malicious bodily harm to another person even if that other person is a Gook.
• You will not use this information to take over the world. They all do that.
• You will not use this information to create warp conduits to the far side of the galaxy. Should be left to Picard to make it so.
• You will not jack off while navigating this site. 
• You will not commit any sexual act upon any other person while navigating this site.
• You will not drive while navigating this site. If you surf and drive you are a fucking idiot.
• You will not make shitty remarks about the Star Wars movies while navigating this site.
• That's all I can think of right now. More to come later.

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